By participating in any contest sponsored by any of our stations you agree to the following rules. Call your lawyer if you want, but he’s bound by them too.
1. We give away stuff whenever we’ve got it. If you want something that you don’t hear that we’re giving away, then be smart enough not to call and ask.
2. Don’t be greedy, leave some loot for someone else. If you try to win within a week after you’ve won something don’t be surprised if we refer to you on the air as a “prize hog”.
3. Don’t try to cheat. We have caller I.D. and we recognize your voice. You don’t have to win every time. This ain’t the Salvation Army.
4. If you win something, for God’s sake use it! If you won’t and don’t know someone who will, then let someone else win. (See #2 above)
5. If you can’t correctly identify the station, the DJ or even what you’re calling to win, we reserve the right to hang up and make fun of you on the air.
6. If you win a double filet-o-fish sandwich in the morning and find out we’re giving away George Strait tickets in the afternoon it just means you pissed off the radio prize gods, so don’t whine to us. Take it up with them.
7. You are responsible for any tax liability arising from your winnings.
8. Anyone who complains about rule #7 will automatically forfeit their prize.
9. We reserve the right to make up more rules as we go, but the main rule is: You got something free, so SHUT UP AND QUIT WHINING.
10. If you threaten to never listen to our station again we reserve the right to tell moron jokes all day in your honor. Keep in mind that our listeners are in the top 5% of the I.Q. range so if you tune us out, you’re an idiot.
