EVA MENDES released her "sex tape" yesterday. But it's not what you think. She did a video for FunnyOrDie.com SPOOFING all those rumors that she has a sex tape coming out. (You can watch it here)
FACEBOOK SKANKS VERSUS MYSPACE SKANKS: While you're wasting your valuable free time online this weekend, I want you to ponder an important question: Which social networking site has the highest concentration of women who take trashy photos of themselves, MySpace or Facebook? Just kidding! It's a trick question because everyone knows the women of MySpace have the self-taken cell-phone skank-shot down to a science. Or do they? While the average woman on Facebook has a more respectable reputation, there's growing evidence to the contrary. If you want to compare, be my guest...
Here's a collection of photos posted by chicks on MySpace, complete with piercings, bikinis, and whatever else they're proud of!
And here are the SOMEWHAT less slutty women of
Facebook, to give them a run for their money . . .)
To be honest, there's no way to know where either set of photos is actually from. But do you really care? Happy Friday!
A FORMER MADAM SAYS THAT MOST OF HUGH HEFNER'S LIVE-IN PLAYMATES WERE ACTUALLY HOOKERS WORKING FOR HER:
Earlier this year, a madam named Michelle Braun was arrested after federal officials busted her for running a high-class escort service called Nici's Girls.
--Michelle copped a plea deal, and last week she was sentenced to three years of probation and six months of house arrest.
--Anyway, now Michelle says she's going to write a tell-all book outing her hooker-loving clients who used to shell out $10,000 a night on compensated dates. And she's kicking things off by dropping a bombshell about HUGH HEFNER.
--According to Michelle, most of Hef's live-in "Playboy" Playmates were actually hookers employed by HER. She says, quote:
--"I only worked with famous girls, mostly Playmates. Hef couldn't keep any of his girlfriends in the Mansion. At one time, seven of the eight girls living in the Mansion were working for me. I had one of his girlfriends in the Mansion just to recruit for me."
--And that's not all Michelle's got to say. She's hinted that one of her clients was a TV star who, quote, "If I dropped his name to Page Six, I certainly wouldn't be his idol."
(--You see what she's doing there? She's suggesting that one of her clients was connected to "American Idol". Something tells me it's not RYAN SEACREST.)
--If you're wondering who else was on Michelle's client roster . . . and I know you are . . . she claims it included:
--The kings of two countries
--Several Fortune 500 CEOs, and . . .
--Dozens of pro athletes, including a baseball star and a racecar driver who ended up marrying the Playmates they met through Michelle's agency.
--It's also been rumored that CHARLIE SHEEN paid off his prostitution debt to Michelle in the form of an expensive painting. And that Nici's Girls turned down a request for a three-way made by COURTNEY LOVE and her boyfriend.
--It's unclear when Michelle's book will be ready for release.
