I am JIM SHORTS (yes all caps cause I’m that proud…not really…. bad eyes..
Born: Sedalia MO July 23rd 1981
 I am hometown proud (not an import)

Married : Yes I have a beautiful wife named Jean Shorts and a baby boy by the name of Jim Diapers

My favorite color : Green I am all about green, I must confess I sat for about an hour and pulled all of the green m&ms out of 3or 4 1pound bags and gave the rest away.
 

Random Facts:
I absolutely love the KC Royals (always have no matter how bad they are or get)

I always get asked if I like to read…… Well, lets see the last time I read a book I got a free pizza..

What do I wanna do when I grow up?…… well, I’ll letcha know when that happens.

I am addicted to surfing the net . here are a few fun sites to try….

www.virtualbubblewrap.com
www.facebook.com
www.myspace.com/motormouth81

feel free to help me with my addiction by letting me know more sites to try out.

I am all about ringtones on my cell phone I have over forty different tones and my collection continues to grow.

I am stuck in the 80’s I love the music, movies and the toys were the best ie. Stretch Amstrong, The Garbage Pale Kids ect. and yes, I peeled the stickers of the Rubix Cube

My favorite movies of all time..
The Goonies
Howard the Duck
The Original Ninja Turles movie where there was a plot
Jurrasic Park

Thanks for listening and reading I guess

JIM SHORTS